Pear

Pear: Acrylic painting by D.K. Pritchett.

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Goggle-Eyed Bug

Originally, I designed this cartoon bug as a potential logo for my early humor site, Bugbones. He is a funny, goggle-eyed bug, with nice, bright colors; but he doesn't reduce well, so I settled upon an entirely different bug cartoon for my site. I have published him on Bugbones Fun Art, and also used him in a trial section of my Southern Muse site, when I had thought of permanently migrating Bugbones to that site. You may use him for non-commercial or commercial purposes, attributing the original art to D.K. Pritchett (or mentioning me for the concept/original source if you should make any derivatives). Please place a link back to southernmuse.com or angelfire.com/ga/bugbones if you can.

Goggle-Eyed Bug by D.K. Pritchett is licensed by the artist, but fair use and a certain amount of commercial use are permitted. Attribution or link-back requested (if feasible).

Tea Pot Painting

This is an oil painting that I did some years ago. The image isn't very large. It was probably taken with a small-lens cameral. The image has been retouched to some extent. Depending on the size that you need, you might have to do some photo-editing to clarify and retouch it so that it will look nice on your page. It could be used as decoration on a web page, to illustrate traditional or English stories. The attribution can be made very small as a caption or done as a footnote on your page if needed.

Reflections

PHOTO BY:
D.K. Pritchett

Tree Trunk and Mountains (photo)

PHOTO BY:D.K. Pritchett

Alas, this tree is no more. Lightning struck it a few years ago, destroying it completely.

Medical Parody: Anal Bleaching

The following article is intended as a medical parody. Originally, I wrote it to play a prank on a co-worker in a trucking company, who had brought up the subject of anal bleaching (as a cosmetic surgery), describing the cosmetic surgery in a rather distasteful way. He was also known for coming in to inform the girls in the office every time he passed gas, much to everyone's disgust and/or amusement. Needless to say, he was tickled, not offended by this article. This article is particularly effective if you lay it out it in columns in Times Roman or any traditional book font, with accompanying pictures if you like, to look like a real newspaper article. You may change the names and/or make derivative works from this. Read my full license at the bottom of the main page of this blog.

Disclaimer: The names and e-mail links in this article are fictitious and are not intended to reflect on any real person. Anyone who sees himself in any of these characters is entirely too neurotic. D.K. Pritchett (Southern Muse) will not be responsible for any ill will, lawsuits, recriminations, or job loss that would very likely result from your posting this silly nonsense in any inappropriate place or that might result from your use of it in general.

• Headline: Local doctor falls into coma while performing surgery

• Fake byline: BY FOUL MOUTH foulmouth@dailylies.com

• Article/text as follows:

An unusual incident occurred here Wednesday afternoon when a doctor fell into a coma while performing surgery at a local hospital, leaving experts stumped as to the apparent cause.
Dr. Butte Whitener was attempting to perform a peculiar and delicate new cosmetic procedure, which involves bleaching of the skin in a sensitive area of the body. Complications arose when it became apparent that an inordinate amount of bleach would be needed. A forty-gallon drum was brought in and opened for the purpose.

“It was just about then that Dr. Whitener fainted,” explained one onlooker. Experts, however, were divided as to the cause. It is thought by some that this particular patient’s case may have been an unfortunate choice for such an untried procedure.

“There was, in this particular case, a rather large expanse of skin to be covered,” said one doctor. “I feel that Dr. Whitener was simply in over his head.” Other witnesses argued that fumes from the bleach were the obvious cause of Dr. Whitener’s sudden distress. Still others insisted that the fumes were not from the bleach, but from some other foul odor emanating from the area of the operating table.

“It is possible that some as yet unidentified gaseous substance was just released into the atmosphere,” said one expert. He pointed out that the effects were similar to those resulting from a massive release of methane gas in an enclosed area. The incident is reminiscent of a similar odd occurrence some years ago in a New Mexico emergency room, when hospital personnel there were overcome by fumes that appeared to emanate from the patient’s body. That incident was later put down to mass hysteria. Yesterday’s case seems unrelated.

None of this accounts for the extended duration of Dr. Whitener’s puzzling condition. Under ordinary circumstances, applications of pure oxygen, followed by intensive breathing treatments, are indicated. Attempts to revive Dr. Whitener have so far been unsuccessful. He remains in a coma in intensive care.

On the positive side, the original patient, a Mr. Mooney Hind, has suffered no seeming ill effects, other than some possible slight trauma resulting from his natural psychological distress during the troubling ordeal. Mr. Hind could not be reached for comment.

Licensed by D.K. Pritchett. Some commercial use permitted. Attribution or Link-Back Requested.

Medical Parody: Anal Bleaching, Licensed by the author, D.K. Pritchett. I am providing a license that is intended to be somewhat more liberal than "fair use." If your main site or publication is a parody site, feel free to embed this blog, create a widget, etcetera (but please provide a courtesy tagline and/or a link-back to this blog to properly attribute the work to D.K. Pritchett. When reproducing this story, you must attribute the work to D.K. Pritchett and/or provide a link-back to this blog. You may not rewrite or edit the story, but you may alter the format in which it is presented. You may not mirror my site and you may not claim authorship of this work. You may, however, include this in publications, even for commercial use, if you have a substantial amount of other creative work in your publication. You may embed my site in your site or in a widget, if you provide a link back to this blog. This silly story is intended as humor or parody. You may not use this to harass anyone or imply that the persons in this story are real individuals. If you're not sure about whether this work may be used in your publication, please email the blog author, and please provide a link to this post so that I may refresh my memory.

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Works published in this blog are by D.K. Pritchett of Southern Muse. Non-commercial users may reproduce, distribute, and make derivatives of the licensed work on this blog under the license as shown at the bottom of the main page of this blog, but are asked to attribute the idea to SouthernMuse.com or to the artist/author, D.K. Pritchett. In addition to attribution, a link back to this blog would be greatly appreciated. Commercial use of this work to a small extent is permissible, especially if modified or adapted in some creative way. Please do not attempt to make a mirror site or serve up large numbers of my images to make a buck or fill up a commercial site. This is not permitted. If images are used commercial and actually make a profit for the user, then a small royalty or one-time payment to D.K. Pritchett in the spirit of "buying the artist a cup of coffee" would be very nice. The above-mentioned Southern Muse is my domain and main website. Works of art, text, or other media displayed at Southern Muse are not included in the license of the current blog you are viewing, and may be subject to additional usage restrictions. On that domain, all rights are reserved unless specifically stated therein. Thanks for respecting my rights.

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